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Post by Mike6453 on Sun Mar 20, 2011 1:16 am

Zombies are awesome and if you want to kill a zombie you need to know a few things to survive a Zombie invasion.


1.Identifying Zombies.
its best to know abouut the zombie here is a picture that shows all the types of Zombie:



2.About the zombie
Zombies are indeed real, and they come from an infection called Othrupillus Masmatus and it changes bodily functions and movements. It causes you to not be able to control yourself and you may feel a little sick, and you can't talk like you think you can, and this can also infect tiny animals like ants.

3.How to kill a Zombie: (Best part)
The undead are that hard to ki l, the main reason being because they are already dead!
Aim for the brain hitting other organs will do nothing exsept draw its attention
They can only be stopped by destruction of the cerebellum or the brain stem

Best is to use a crowbar or a gun to the head..

List of very effective weapons:


  • Blunt Objects- Baseball bats, guitar, machete (pretty much anything you can get your grubby little hands on). Ideal for one-on-one combat, stupid if you’re surrounded. However, as great as this sounds, you’ll have to be up close and personal with a zed, which means if you get it’s blood in your eyes or an open wound, you might as well kill yourself.
  • Sniper rifles are great if you’re a good distance away (and have someone watching your back), in close quarters they’re next to useless, especially if you’re surrounded.
  • Explosives may not kill a zombie, but they’ll sure as hell scatter and disorient them (Giving you a few moments to try to make an escape).
  • Handguns- They’re great for close quarters, but horrible range weapons, always keep one on handY
  • Automatic Weapons- If you can find one make sure to keep this bad boy stocked, they’ve got great range and excellent in CQ situations. Remember short bursts conserves ammo, but if you’re surrounded goes balls to the wall.
  • Shotgun- AKA “God’s Gun”, this weapon is as good as it gets for CQ, blow a zombies head clean off (I get goose bumps just thinking about it).
  • Bladed Weapons- Japanese and Chinese bladed weapons are great for the more experienced zed slayer. Katana, for example, in the rights hand can chop off or go straight through heads.



Of course the best 1 is the CHAINSAW
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Re: Zombies =D

Post by Labos on Sun Mar 20, 2011 1:24 am

im speechless Very Happy

nice work mike, you really impressed me.
lets go find some zombie a-holes and kill 'em dead!
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Post by Issin on Sun Mar 20, 2011 1:25 am

Omg Mike.
Godly! Too bad there are no zombies Sad
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Post by Jelte on Sun Mar 20, 2011 2:52 am

ftw.
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Post by Mike6453 on Sun Mar 20, 2011 2:59 am

Yea that was One of the moast pointless things ive ever done
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Post by Labos on Sun Mar 20, 2011 5:12 am

but also one of the most epic Very Happy
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Post by Blueblur28 on Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:37 am

Mike you spelt "Most" wrong and two dead rising ftw Very Happy. I mean who doesnt want to use a drillbucket or a wheel chair with machine guns strapped to it 0_0. ( Only on xbox and ps3 hehe lucky for them they get free advertising f3)


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Post by PoopSmexyy on Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:27 am

Left 4 Dead 2 FTW......

I also have Dead Rising 2, funny .. But Left 4 dead is a clear fav..

- Really nice done Mike :))
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Post by Blueblur28 on Sun Mar 20, 2011 11:04 am

Nazi zombies Very Happy
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Post by Mike6453 on Sun Mar 20, 2011 12:40 pm

Hell yea^^^^
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Post by Machoman on Sun Mar 20, 2011 3:08 pm

Someone's had an overdose of CoD.
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Post by Mike6453 on Sun Mar 20, 2011 9:29 pm

Not cod..I dont play it much
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Post by Blueblur28 on Mon Mar 21, 2011 5:17 am

Gave up on it when i got 79-3 on hardcore headquarters and round 50 on nazi zombies (Kino der toten) with my friends which took 6 HOURS..... never again f3
Still play cod 4 tho ^^ and il 1v1 any of u at quickscopes anyday Very Happy (Mw2 or cod4)

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Post by Machoman on Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:25 am

^fanboi
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Post by Mike6453 on Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:37 am

Blueblur28 wrote:Gave up on it when i got 79-3 on hardcore headquarters
Campzor
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Post by Issin on Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:57 pm

Blueblur28 wrote:Gave up on it when i got 79-3 on hardcore headquarters

Hah! I would beat you so easy then!
I got 1337-0 !
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Post by Labos on Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:46 pm

dont lie jess...
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Post by Blueblur28 on Tue Mar 22, 2011 7:44 am

It wasnt camping f3 Getting a 11 killstreak and using dogs and chopper gunner makes everything easy. (Got 2 dogs, 3 chopper gunners and 3 black birds Very Happy) I only camped for the first 7 kills........ after each death f2
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Post by Mike6453 on Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:09 am

eww blackops Fk that
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Post by Blueblur28 on Wed Mar 23, 2011 5:19 am

True it sucks cod 4 ftw ^^
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